Last Updated on 13th February 2025

You are PUNbelievable!

Valentine’s Day is a celebration of love and the perfect day to remind your loved ones how much you care. Why not surprise someone you love with one of these puns?

It could be your mum, dad, carer, brother, sister, best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend or simply someone who you think deserves a smile today.

You're just my type

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

You've stolen a pizza my heart

We bee-long together

I donut know what I'd do without you

You're my boo!

You're dino-mite!

You are pre-tea cute!

Time fries when I'm with you

I won't go bacon your heart

You are jaw-some

You make my heart skip a beet

I love you watts

You’re one in a melon

We mermaid for each other

You’re the loaf of my life

We make a nice pear

We’re a perfect match

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber

I lava you

I choo-choose you!

I love you very matcha!

You’re o-fish-ally my favourite

You croc my world

You’re egg-cellent

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